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I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they’re hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that’s what God intended but something went wrong
if you hit a deer with your car that deer should just fall apart gently at the seams and not leave a scratch. instead You die in an explosion. somethings not adding up.
They look hollow bc what you see as a deer is just the mask of their true form perceivable to us
hi! never say that again please!
They look hollow because it’s just the Wii music playing between their ears.
I just feel like that’s probably not correct💜
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“Great Scott, Luke! You must go back in time and prevent your father, Anakin, from becoming a Sith Lord.”
“This is heavy.”
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everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. “oh it’s such an ugly color, too bright!” look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she’s the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
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the mountain goats “divorce” songs aren’t even about divorce they’re about people wanting so desperately to return to how things used to be that they torture each other forever hope this helps
I know this is not true because I think about this thing John Darnielle said about ‘No Children’ a lot:
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the dvd room at the camp ground i’m at.
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deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing
i dont mind the fma tags but this is actually the funniest thing someone’s tagged this as
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i miss grain entrapment memes does anyone remember grain entrapment
